5 Reasons the Conservatives will win the most seats

With just a day to go before the UK General Election, do you actually know who you're voting for? A lot seems to have changed in the UK voting world in less than a generation. No longer are we in (realistically) a two party system. Instead we have a two party system where both are proped up by the minority parties. Even at this late stage the result is unpredictable. There's a 93% chance of a hung parliament, but what happens after that is a mystery.

Personally I think we'll end up with something no one really wants, like a re-run of the Conservative / Lib Dem marriage of convenience we've endured over the last 5 years, but a fairly safe bet for a starting point is that the Conservatives will win the most seats on May 7th.

Why? Well here's five reasons for you.

1. David Cameron doesn't get photographed looking like an idiot. Sure eating a hotdog with a knife and fork is odd, but when the alternative might involve a bacon sandwhich moment then it really was the smart option. Cameron shows the eating technique of an elder statesman, which in comparison to Ed is exactly what he is and that takes us nicely on to reason No. 2 that the Conservatives will win the most seats..............

2. Could you put Ed Miliband in a room with Putin and Obamah and back him to come out on top? Sorry Ed, but you simply don't have the gravitas required for the position of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Sure we might not be the major global power we used to be, but as one of the financial hubs of the world we have a place on the stage that should be maintained. Can you even imagine what he'd be like in the war room should it come to that?

3. Everyone thinks Ed's brother is better. He is Phil to Gary Neville. Whenever I think about Ed Miliband I see a man promoted above his ability, and the only likely result of that is turning out for England and hacking down a Romanian to give away a shitting penalty. Metaphorically speaking.

4. The betting exchanges say the Conservatives will in the most seats. They called the Scottish referendum, they called the last election, they called US presidential elections as well. Basically they have a solid record of getting this right, and they think the Conservatives will win the most seats.

Whether you think they're right or not, you can back (or lay) any conceivable result, including all the way down to the individual constituencies. Bet on the election now.

5. David Cameron is pumped for this election, and that can only help swing it in his favour.

So there you have it, 5 reasons the Conservatives will win the most seats (if not a majority) in this election. Sorry that I've engaged in negative politics, but when the opposition is so rife for mocking that was the easy way.

The Conservatives won't even be getting my vote, but they are getting my money (not a donation, I'm just betting on them to win the most seats!).