Personally I think we'll end up with something no one really wants, like a re-run of the Conservative / Lib Dem marriage of convenience we've endured over the last 5 years, but a fairly safe bet for a starting point is that the Conservatives will win the most seats on May 7th.
Why? Well here's five reasons for you.
1. David Cameron doesn't get photographed looking like an idiot. Sure eating a hotdog with a knife and fork is odd, but when the alternative might involve a bacon sandwhich moment then it really was the smart option. Cameron shows the eating technique of an elder statesman, which in comparison to Ed is exactly what he is and that takes us nicely on to reason No. 2 that the Conservatives will win the most seats..............
3. Everyone thinks Ed's brother is better. He is Phil to Gary Neville. Whenever I think about Ed Miliband I see a man promoted above his ability, and the only likely result of that is turning out for England and hacking down a Romanian to give away a shitting penalty. Metaphorically speaking.
Whether you think they're right or not, you can back (or lay) any conceivable result, including all the way down to the individual constituencies. Bet on the election now.
The Conservatives won't even be getting my vote, but they are getting my money (not a donation, I'm just betting on them to win the most seats!).